top eight overrated album/groups you don't need ten or HOW 2 B A LARDASS

i was confronted by the typically awful choices of cheapo music store employees which reached a fever pitch in hearing "sweetheart of the rodeo" at high volume, forcing me to put in ear plugs... ...and take a time out... how did i get to hate this so much? what am i doing at a used cd/vinyl store? why is there so very much bad music? so many clowns... so here is a list of the music which annoys me the most and general ranting of a really random moron... (see cover at end)

 gary wright

oh... to follow gary wright around los angeles  in a car with a 300 watt stereo playing "dreamweaver"
on repeat ala jenna marbles "invasive adele" maybe we can make this happen?
know anyone in pee veee?  it isn't stalking, its FUNNY!!!!!????!!!! perhaps gary will like it.
hour after hour, day after day, week ....oh crap....he drove off a cliff... maybe we went too
far...

 

sweet heart of the rodeo/ anything with flying burrito  in it

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yeeeeeeeeew it is mental torture to hear this... seriously, on paper its great....
the critics ADORE this album, but is it actually good? the wikipedia claim this albums a blueprint for outlaw country, a major influence on rock
how could anyone even briefly consider this bad country to be "anti cool / cool"? without listening to how awful it is?
where are ANY surviving rock stars claiming this album influenced ANYTHING???????just one???

everything by led zeppelin 

overplayed by the musicians, so "good"    yet..... klaatu is better
please stop already, over self important, if the v u were "good"...zep

everything by the eagles

overplayed by fm radio, i was hoping that replaying bad eagles records was just a phase... 20 odd years later, all we hear is the same 6 songs... plus now, 6  billy joel songs...

i was hating on the eagles looooooooooooooooooooooooong  before the dude

bruce springsteen.. most

billy joel... anything

these clones of elvis/mccartney are nauseating. i h8 bruce apart from nebraksas where his put on
weirdo cowboy talk seems to work.... if buce and santana got together they might make a bar band.

then theres joel... creepy... billy joel( from the just a fantasy video above)

(side note: at 12 i honestly wondered what "fantasy" referred to
a)hobbit b)dragon c)space ship car d)sorcery... of course, i was daydreaming in math class...
seeing the video for the first time, it is creepily about phone sex)
now aor takes 6 silly joel songs plus born to run into your head herman hesse style...

 ...welcome to hell, everyday, the same 10 songs. what day is it? same f@@@@@g day!!!!!

john cougar melon head

what can you say about someone who should never write a song,
sing or be involved in music? oh they are in a o r. A##hole Oriented Rock.

styx/journey... anything by them or blondie

over-sung, disco with crap words picking up where starship started

(over the top vibrato singing and over the top guitar)

"lard ass, when you're with me i'm smileeeng...."-styx

"don't stop believin'...(you lard-ass)"-journey
here, along with my acting manager, a doofy boob whom we call lardo, is the cover which inspired this...
this mans' dedication to being a complete ass, along with sweetheart of the rodeo inspired this whole blog post i'm pathetic....

"no time now...got a larded  ass" -blondie