spring cleaning / flan creation

heavier doughnut freezing over beggars

i'm visiting white castle today. NOT REALLY
it is my favorite way to cleanse my intestines by introducing what could be the perfect mixture of bacteria so as to induce a more fluid excretion from below.
step 1. visit white castle.
step 2. purchase 4 sliders
step 3. return to a private facility with a bathroom
step 4. insure availability of facility

step 5. consume and wait awhile for the filth to work its magic.
in an unrelated story on flan it turns out a polish emigre from france did in fact discover flan in 1947 while doing research retrieving a gelatinous substance from monkey anuses and growing that in a culture  for a week... then chilling it and serving with caramel    gooey

update: do not eat the fish at the tin fish